This page cannot be displayed because you need some fresh air.
Please, for the love of god, try the following:
- Don't click the
Refresh button. Go outside now.
- If you are about to
spend another $100 at Amazon, then please contact Amazon Anonymous.
- To go outside, first
click the Cyber Hypnosis menu, and then click Cold
Water in the Face. On the Numb Ass tab,
click Sedentary Back Pain. The Get Out of
Your Chair settings should match those provided by your local
area network (LAN) administrator.
- If your Evil Computer Addict persona has enabled it, we can examine your network and quickly discover a way to wake you up from your computer-induced stupor.
- If you would like Windows to try and discover them,
click
Detect
Computer-Induced Stupor
- There are a host of
things awaiting you in the outside world: fishing, skiing, skeet
shooting, triathlons, PTA meetings, and dentist appointments, for
example.
- If you are unable to
get up,
click
here and your power strip will emit a large enough shock
to
scare you back to your senses. If that doesn't work, then we give up.
You are officially in need of some serious help. Dial 1-800-GET-HELP on
your computer's keypad to reach a mental hospital near you.
- Click the
Back button to melt
your computer.